A new set of idiots

A new set of idiots have arrived above me. I have another pair of neighbors that are living above me in the apartment right on top of my head. The apartment supposedly has 2 guys living in there….damn! Anyway, these two are banging on the floor because they don’t like the sound of my guitar playing. Now I know its night but the guitar is an uplugged electric guitar that I can barely hear myself. These two dudes better be quiet on a Saturday night, or else……

Why dont people masturbate more?

Why don’t people masturbate more often? It is a great way to relieve a lot of tension and unwanted pressure. There’s even a website for it that promotes the activity. So what are you waiting for? Get out there with a bang and without a bang and start your own fire. Light your own ecstasy. Bring on the fun, turn the lights low; start with some lube and most important:  keep it quiet. The neighbors will complain.

Doctor Dick

I just went to the imaging service today to have a small tube inserted into my penis. I can’t tell you what a joy it was to squeeze the tip of your penis while dye is being injected though your dick. And speaking of Dick, the man who was the x-ray technician was named:  Dick! What a world.